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I am soooo bored
I should go to bed but I don't wanna.
I want to stay up late. But then I'm gonna be tired the next day but I have to work.
But I don't want to work.
But if I don't work I don't get money.
Oh the irony.
I need a job that involves doing the least that's possible while getting paid a load of money.
Does this job exist?
What is it exactly that Bill Gates is doing?
Or Gabe Newell?
Everybody loves Gaben.
But does anybody actually see him do something?
I sure as hell don't.
But I am pretty sure he has money.
I want his job.
Somebody please get me that machine that Plankton used to switch his place with Mr. Krabs.
I don't even mind the victory screech.
I could also marry somebody who is really, really rich.
And good looking of course.
I'm not gonna marry some old guy.
Anybody knows how much Benedict Cumberbatch makes?
Or Johnny Depp? I heard he is single again.
....but a wedding is hard work.
Man, the things I do for lazyness....
I could also sell my body.
I could sell my body to science.
But I don't know where science lives.
And beeing nothing than a mere consciousness means, I can't play videogames anymore.
Or feed my pets.
Yeah, right. What if my new husband doesn't like my pets.
In that case I have to kill him of course.
So it doesn't really matter if he looks good or not.
Or smells good.
Yeah, what if he smells bad.
I didn't even think about that.
Huh.
I could still become a super villain.
But to be a villain I would have to be smart and build some kind of weapon.
But there isn't anything you can't find on the internet today.
I'm pretty sure I'll find how to make a freeze ray or an ice beam.
[link]
See? I told you.
But that's math and I don't know how to math.
Scratch that.
No super villain.
I also can't be a hero because I'm mean.
Dang.
I could invent something that changes everything.
Quick, what hasn't been invented yet?
Hoverboard!
I'm going to invent the Hoverboard.
I'm sure there aren't going to be any legal issues with that.
But...I don't know how to do that either.
I guess I would have to stick to what I know how to do.
That would be....
hmmmm
I can draw a little, I guess
Also I play videogames.
And I am very good at beeing a humang being.
I'm not a good bird I know that now.
Learned it the hard way.
I'm also very good at not listening to what my brain wants.

Brain: go to bed, go to bed, go to bed, go to bed, go to bed, go to bed, go to bed, go to bed, go to bed, go to bed, go to bed, go to bed, go to bed, go to bed, go to bed, go to bed, go to bed, go to bed, go to bed, go to bed, go to bed, go to bed, go to bed, go to bed, go to bed, go to bed, go to bed, go to bed, go to bed, go to bed, go to bed, go to bed, go to bed, go to bed, go to bed, go to bed, go to bed, go to bed, go to bed, go to bed, go to bed, go to bed, go to bed, go to bed, go to bed, go to bed, go to bed, go to bed, go to bed,

NO!

Brain: stay awake then! See if I care.

You never cared for me brain! Where have you been when I was at school?

Brain: I told you a thousand times that I wasn't there when you went to school but I have been kidnapped by aliens.

And you want me to believe this.

Brain: I am your brain. What other choice do you have?

Not to listen to you.

Brain: I can just switch to off mode right just now. You would fall asleep just like that. Normaly other brains only do this when their body stays awake for longer than 50 hours and believe me you will prefer to be in your bed when that happens. But you leave me no other choice.

Yeah, like if I would just  eudjhdfzglbjafgz

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Pitch
Artist | Hobbyist | Traditional Art
Austria
Ah yeah, what to tell about me?
Well, there is the fact that I really like to say and write the word "well". Also, as seen in my gallery i like wolves.
I love videogames and like to call myself a gamer girl.
And if you haven't noticed yet, I am dumb like bread and completely nuts.
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*IJS-Creations May 6, 2013  Professional
Thanks for the fave, my friend! :love:
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~PitchblackDragon May 9, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
you are very welcome ^^
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~PitchblackDragon Apr 16, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
So much love!!!! :heart:
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Hurr, dat's guud BU
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*KHC1000 Mar 27, 2013  Student General Artist
Happy Birthday! : 3
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~PitchblackDragon Mar 28, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Dawww thank you XD
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*KHC1000 Mar 28, 2013  Student General Artist
Chu welcomes. X3
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~Sagatio Mar 27, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:la: :la: :la: Happy BIRTHDAY!!!! :iconlaplz::iconcakeplz:
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~PitchblackDragon Mar 28, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks a lot my friend :iconlachoirplz:
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